Ok gang – I haven’t ranted in quite a while. Guess it’s time I fixed that.

This one is gonna be ugly, because I’m seeing this more and more. And the more and more I see it, the more and more it pisses me the hell off. So I’m not gonna hold anything back.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

In a nutshell, it goes like this:

I am completely fucking tired of these dipshit trainers whose only purpose in life is to see how hard of a workout they can pull out their ass (since they evidently know fuck all about actual exercise progression or workout programming). And their de facto ‘go to’ method is to take anything and everything they do and throw it into the Tabata protocol.

In case you’re not familiar with the Tabata protocol, you can google it for more detailed info, but the cliff notes version goes like this:

Tabata was a Japanese researcher. In tests involving speed skaters, he experimented with different interval training protocols to improve his test subjects’ VO2 max. Using mechanically braked cycle ergometers (i.e. – exercise bikes), he found that having them do 8 rounds of 20 seconds work followed by 10 seconds of rest (for a total of just 4 minutes) for 6 weeks resulted in a 28% increase in anaerobic capacity and a 14% increase in VO2 max. Additionally, the test subjects also experienced moderate increases in aerobic capacity as well. It’s worth mentioning that these were all highly trained athletes, so it’s not like Tabata was just training a bunch of out of shape noobs.

Now, you’ve probably heard much of this before. After all, the Tabata research has been the major basis for interval training becoming popularized in recent years.

My problem is not with Tabata intervals whatsoever. The results speak for themselves and Tabata’s 8 x 20/10 protocol has proven itself plenty of times to be very effective.

My problem is with these fuckwad trainers who have absolutely bastardized the protocol and use it in ways and on exercises it was never intended.

First of all, there’s nothing magic about 8 rounds of 20 seconds work + 10 seconds of rest. It’s just a set of intervals. Just because you start doing your conditioning according to this time frame, that doesn’t mean you’re gonna turn into some sorta cardio machine. So if you think you can take the cardio you’re doing now, and just start doing it in 8 x 20/10, you’re just wrong.

See, there is something that most trainers neglect to tell you when they talk about the Tabata protocol – the speed skaters in Tabata’s original study were working at 170% of their VO2 max. That means that when they did their intervals, they were going at absolutely INSANE intensity. When I say insane, I mean nuts. When I say nuts, I mean balls to the wall. When I say balls to the wall, I mean there was virtually no fucking possible way they could work any harder.

Tell me – when was the last time you saw somebody doing Tabata intervals as if their life fucking depended on it? Yeah – hardly ever. Trainers put people on the Tabata protocol, but don’t make them do it with the appropriate intensity. So you know what fucking happens?

You’ve got some poor schmuck who doesn’t know any better, out there working at a mediocre, half-ass, “I think I’m working hard” pace for 4 fucking minutes. And he wonders why he’s not getting any better.

Here’s something else most people don’t realize – Tabata’s speed skaters were NOT just doing the 8 x 20/10. They had warmup and cool down periods that extended the entire length of the conditioning session to as long as 30 minutes.

Funny, save for my buddy Liam “Taku” Bauer, I’ve never seen ANYBODY ever design an interval training program that has these elements in place. Most fuckwad trainers just tell you to dive right into the Tabata Intervals.

Oops.

But let’s dive into what I really fucking can’t stand – and that’s these trainers who think that Tabata Intervals are a good and effective way to do almost any and every exercise under the sun in the name of conditioning.

What a load of bullshit.

Almost every single day, I seem some asshole posting a workout they’ve done (or worse yet, made others do) that has you doing pushups, squats, burpees, or other such exercises in the 8 x 20/10 format.

This is absolutely retarded.

Aside from what is ‘supposed’ to work, what the local fitness ‘guru’ says, and everything else, let’s use a little bit of common logic for a couple minutes….

To do Tabata Intervals and get the true benefit from them, you’ve got to be able to work at just a crazed intensity, right? Remember, the original test subjects were working at 170% VO2 max – that’s pretty damn intense.

Well, when you start applying it to bodyweight movements, you take cardiovascular conditioning out of the equation as that isn’t what fails. See, you want to be working at such a pace, that you literally force the heart and lungs to adapt. But you just can’t do this with most bodyweight movements.

Why not? Because muscular endurance becomes a limiting factor long before cardiovascular conditioning does.

Go do a set of Tabata squats. You start out, and you’re doing them at absolute break-neck pace, getting yourself breathing as hard as bodyweight squats can get your breathing (whether or not that’s ‘hard enough’ remains to be seen, but that’s another issue). Answer me this – your fastest pace was that first round. How long can you maintain that pace throughout all 8 rounds? Likely not very long. You might make it through the first 2-3…maybe even 4. After that, your performance is gonna start dropping off, and dropping off fast.

The problem, though, isn’t that your performance drops off because your wind is the limiting factor. It’s because your quads are burning like a motherfucker, lactic acid is building up, and your strength-endurance and muscular-endurance can’t keep up.

So guess what – you just took a protocol designed for maximum anaerobic and VO2 development, and turned it into a muscular endurance program. Which means you’re no longer getting the true and total conditioning benefits of Tabata intervals. But it’s cool, because you’re now getting the strength-endurance and muscular-endurance benefits, right?

Uhhh….no.

The problem is that you end up hindering yourself overall because you kill yourself in the beginning. Remember, you start out your first round balls to the wall. Then your performance drops off the next round. The round after that, it drops off a little more. Then by the time you’re half-way through, it’s likely dropped off quite a bit due to the fatigue factor and lactic acid buildup.

Now, what if you simply paced yourself and instead of going balls to the wall in the first couple rounds, you pulled back a bit. More than likely, you’d be able to find a pace that you’d be able to reach and sustain much longer, giving you an overall higher number of reps performed when you total up all 8 rounds, even though none of the 8 have a number as high as the balls to the wall round. This is because the 8 rounds as a whole are more dense.

But if you do that, then you’re bastardizing the cardiovascular conditioning benefits of Tabata’s Intervals even MORE. If you want a strength-endurance or muscular-endurance program, why not do a density training workout or something that’s specifically designed for such work instead of doing a cardio-based workout that’s no longer completely targeting cardio?

See how you’re kinda just half-assing both there?

Moving on.

What really irks me about half these morons prescribing Tabata Intervals to a bunch of different exercises is half the exercises they apply them to. They might have good intentions, but their application TOTALLY just jumps the shark.

For example, doing Tabatas on burpees, squat thrusts, DB/KB snatches, or DB/KB swings is not only not a good idea, it’s just plain stupid.

Why?

Because these are all exercises with a range of motion (ROM) that’s just WAY too long. I don’t give a shit if you’re the best KB guy in the fucking world, there’s only so fast that you’ll ever be able to do a KB snatch. That means that there’s only ever so many reps you’ll ever be able to get in 20 seconds. It’s not like sprinting or using an exercise bike or similar other methods of exercise in which an additional rep (or step or crank revolution on a bike or whatever) will only take a split second, and you can always strive to get more and go harder. No matter how you slice it, there will only ever be so many snatches you can do in 20 seconds. And to do one more is gonna take so long that once you hit that ceiling, you’ll never be able to do more.

Burpees are even worse. Look at the long ROM and all the movement that goes into completing just one rep.

Now remember the original study, and the skaters working at 170% of max VO2. Do you think you’ll ever be able to do Burpees fast enough to illicit that kind of response.

Nope.

You would honestly be MUCH better off (in terms of cardiovascular conditioning and endurance benefits) by just setting a target number of reps and working your ass off to constantly reduce the amount of time it takes you to do that total number of reps.

The last time I did 125 burpees for time, I did it in around 7 minutes or so if memory serves me correctly. And when I got done, I was huffing and puffing like crazy. I was spent for nearly an hour after that. My pace was very consistent – I’d do 10-12, then rest just a few seconds (10-20). Then another 10-12. I kept up that pattern until I’d done 125. And I was able to keep that pace the entire time. The crazy thing was that it wasn’t until around minute number 5 that I *really* started getting fatigued. Sure, the first few rounds kicked my ass, but it was once I got to 75-80 burpees done that quickly that I felt like I was in the “holy shit, I gotta make my body fucking adapt to the brutality” mode.

Yet, had I done burpees in Tabata format, I’d have *never* reached that point, simply because there’s only so many burpees I’d have been able to do inside of 20 seconds, and after 4 minutes, I’d have been done.

Then there was the time I saw somebody prescribe Tabata Pullups. If you think that is in any way, shape, or form a good idea, then you probably still fucking believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, too.

Here’s the deal people – the 8 x 20/10 protocol works LIKE A FUCKING BOSS. Tabata proved it. But guess what – chances are you’re not as smart as Tabata is, so don’t think you can take the shit he did really awesome at and somehow make it better. All you’re gonna do is muck it up and get half-assed results across the board.

Do it the right way, to achieve the goals it was originally designed for, or just leave it the fuck alone.

Have a kickass weekend.

Train Hard, Rest Hard, Play Hard-
Matt “Wiggy” Wiggins
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